Keep it Clean
Pork Chops Modena and Chocolate Bread Pudding with a secret
Have you read “The Case of the Purloined Pork Chop”? Or, maybe you’ve picked up the sequel, “B is for Bludgeoned Bananas”.
The first book relates the tale of an unloved pork chop pushed through a heater vent by a vengeful child. In the sequel, the same misguided youth takes out her revenge on a sweet and gentle banana. Sadly, both are true stories, but the tragedy doesn’t end there. Mishandling of food can be dangerous to everyone.
More often the culprit is not an impertinent imp, but a poorly washed work surface such as a cutting board, or kitchen counter. And, when in a rush to prepare a meal, the need to wash the counter is often overlooked. Unfortunately, the results can be unpleasant, and extremely uncomfortable. Sometimes down right dangerous.
The solution is easy - just get into a routine.
Before you begin any activity in the kitchen, wash your hands well with soap and hot water. And, if you have those long glamorous nails, scrub under them with a brush.
Always wash again after handling raw meat, fish or poultry.
Wash the lids of cans or jars before opening, beer and soda cans included!
Clean the blade of your can opener after each use.
Carefully clean all parts of the food processors, blenders or food choppers, etc., immediately after use.
Wash knives after each use, and before using on another food.
Fruits and vegetables should be washed well, and rinsed in warm water. Rinse again in cold water to cool them.
Scrub counter tops well, and sanitize with a solution of bleach and water. Pre-mix a quart or so, and have it ready. I use a tablespoon of bleach to a quart of water, and keep it in a spray bottle. It is far less expensive than what you can buy in the supermarket and works just as well.
Wooden cutting boards should be soaked in the bleach solution after cutting meat, fish or poultry.
If Fluffy has a habit of jumping on the counter, have a container of sanitary wipes near by.
Kitchen sponges can get pretty nasty. Place them on the top rack of the dishwasher next time you run it.
Have a good supply of clean dishtowels. They are relatively inexpensive. Colorful towels also “brighten up” the kitchen.
This may seem like a lot of work altogether, but it’s really not if you get into the habit of cleaning as you go. And the result of a safe venue for food preparation is priceless.
It is also important to carefully examine the heater vents for unappreciated comestibles. Even if you don’t check, sooner or later you will know that they are there. It generally takes about 6 months to get rid of the smell.
The culprit, now a very successful business woman, has been taking cooking classes from an exclusive cooking school for several years and is considered by her peers to be somewhat of a gourmet. Egad, I remember the repast of a box of macaroni and cheese, corn chips and marshmallow cream; now that’s really pushing the pork chop!
